Don’t Be a Butt-His Face. Introducing...

Beast Butter Face Lotion.

It’s

Beast Butter

Face Lotion.

Beast Butter Face Lotion

Not

Beast

Butter Face

Lotion.

Beast Butter Face Lotion by Tame the Beast

Still, the name of our newest product is a good reminder that you can give your balls all the tender loving care in the world, you can lather up with our invigorating body wash, hydrate that beard until it’s as glossy and lush as Jason Momoa’s (pre-fame) back hair, and tame your mane into a tough-but-kind lumberjack vibe—but if you’re not taking care of your face, you’re going to look a little crusty.

Enter Beast Butter (pause) Face Lotion, with organic botanicals like aloe, guarana, green tea, cucumber, chamomile and shea butter, and anti-aging vitamins A, C and E. Like in all of our offerings, we use plant derivatives (like coconut or vegetable oil) instead of animal products. After all, beasts are our friends, not our ingredients.

Emmanuel Manny LeGrair

Feel softer, give aging the finger, and radiate a clean, slightly musky-yet-botanical scent that we call Beast Musk #47. It’s known to make people want to mate with you/promote you/both.

Get yours.

Beast Butter Face Lotion by Tame the Beast

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