Tame the Beast® is deep Northwoods air, raw glacier waters and the fruits of the arousing jungle. It's boldness, adventure and lumberjack confidence. It's feeling as exceptionally fresh, energized and alive as a roaring beast.

"You smell like the woods."

We create men's grooming products with arousing scents and energizing properties. Unlike other brands, we have little interest in playing it safe and creating the same tired products with the same tired chemicals and uninspired scents. We want you to experience previously unknown levels of intensity and to destroy shower boredom as your nostrils inhale a tidal rush of Eucalyptus, Sandalwood and all-natural stuff you've never heard of. We want you to leave the shower each day feeling the height of the hunt before the kill. We want those distinguished in their taste and sexual appeal to tell you, "You smell like the woods."

Better decisions.

We make the only collection of grooming products that cleans and energizes the hair, beard and body, and awakens the senses with natural ingredients, better than any other brand out there. We help you make better decisions, too, like shopping smarter. Find something you really like? Save time and money and put it on Subscribe & Save. Then share the goodness with friends and get rewards with Beast Bucks™. Whatever you do, don't buy your grooming products where you buy your toilet paper.

How we make it.

Our formulas are 100% Made in the U.S.A. in Texas and Tennessee, where our craftsmen guarantee you get the high-quality ingredients stated on the label. We minimize the use of chemicals (often needed to avoid spoilage and for effects like the generation of lather) and maximize the use of intense, all-natural plant extracts, herbs and botanicals. Preferred ingredients include all-natural plant extracts such as Sandalwood, Moringa, Green Tea, Ginseng, Argan Oil, nourishing skin-vitamins including Retinol, and invigorators like Eucalyptus, Menthol, Peppermint, Black Pepper and Caffeine. Want more lather? Add chemicals. Want more eco-friendliness and better-for-you? Remove chemicals. We get it right. We consider the Sasquatch

What we believe in.

We believe in manhood.

We believe that men need better role models.

We believe in hard work and employing those - especially veterans - seeking the opportunity to craft quality. 

We believe in cruelty free and test our products exclusively on humans and the occasional Yeti. Our principal advisor is a dermatologist with a rescued red Doberman named Marlowe.

We believe every man should shower in a glacial waterfall. 

Our Story

Tame the Beast® was founded by a common man who abandoned his car during rush hour traffic and took to the woods. Whereabouts unknown. Last reported on the Appalachian Trail, smelling phenomenal.