I tamed the Beast, and all I got was this AWESOME t-shirt.
Sometimes, alas, it’s necessary to put on clothes and cover up your good-smelling, hairy or smooth, buff or lithe or comfortingly sturdy bod. In church, for example. At the 7-11. At work, ever since that person complained...
Is it time for a new social contract? Clearly. Should we fight back against the tyranny of clothes-ism? Abso-freaking-lutely. But maybe let’s wait until springtime, when the weather is a little more nip-friendly.
For now, allow us to introduce the first-ever Tame the Beast® t-shirt, 100% cotton and printed right here in the Beast’s hometown of Nashville. With “Tame the Beast” on the front and our familiar Beast silhouette on the back:
Intrigued bystanders won’t be sure if you’re swearing allegiance to a brand of great men’s self-care products—or issuing a challenge.