Stop being perverted about our balls.

One sniff and you’ll want to bury your face in them, too.

Listen, we’re not here to make the obvious joke. If you want to make this into something dirty, that’s on you.

We’re just trying to make the honest, wholesome statement that everybody wants to get close to Beast Balls.

Beast Balls don’t just layer perfume on top of stinky smells. They actually erase musty, sweaty, funky odors and replace them with a time-released Beast Blue™ scent—a clean, fresh aroma infused with notes of Juniper, Citrus, Eucalyptus and a hint of Musk of the Beast.

Drop them in your shoes.

Tuck them into your gym bag.

Leave them in your car.

Just don’t expect to enjoy these balls solo. They’re people pleasers, and everybody’s going to want a whiff.

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