We seek nothing less than a full-bellied yawp. Please contact us if that is not the case.

Return Period

Every man must draw a line in the sand. We gladly accepts returns for a refund up to 90 days after your purchase (later than that at the discretion of Beast®, who is unpredictable, lovable and loyal). 

Return Shipping

You are responsible for return transport of the product back to us (unless we screwed up). We recommend returning the product to us in an unconventional fashion. For instance, returns via motorcycle, hang glider, skateboard, dirt bike, hiking through forest, carrier hawk, football toss, one of those boats that goes on land and water, ninja moves in the night, bartender along with tasty beverage, and sports car are all preferred over traditional carriers. Our return address is subject to change and may be located in the wilderness and consist only of GPS coordinates or hand-drawn treasure-hunt-style map.

If you’re bottle leaked in transit approximately 1/100th of an ounce, give Beast® a break. Go take a refreshing shower and engage in mating rituals. If it leaked more than that and annoys you, contact Beast®.

Refunds

After receiving your return, we will issue a refund within several business days. Gift wrap and expedited shipping costs, if any, are non-refundable. Additionally, the purchase will no longer be eligible for any applicable referral rewards, points or Beast Bucks™ previously credited.

If you have any other questions, contact Beast®.