Shipping

U.S.

100% FREE 100% of the time. That includes subscription orders.

By free shipping we mean from us to you anywhere in the great USofA from sea to shining sea + Alaska, Hawaii (comeoniwannalayya) + Armed Forces Americas, Europe and Pacific + some unexpected places like Guam, American Samoa, Northern (but not Southern huh?) Mariana Islands, Palau, Puerto Rico, Virgin Islands (lucky beasts), Delaware and more!

$10 expedited shipping (1-3 business days)

$20 priority shipping (ships that business day if received by 1 pm cst via a 1-2 business-day method like UPS next day saver or USPS express)

International Shipping

$15 to Canada (5-15 business days)

$25 to UK (5-25 business days)

$50 to the rest of the world

All international shipments are subject to customs delays. We do not prepay any customs fees or local or country-specific taxes, fees or charges. This means, for instance, that in the UK you are responsible for any VAT charges that may be charged by the Royal Mail. 

Beast® 90-Day Money-Back Guarantee

We seek nothing less than a full-bellied yawp. Please contact us if that is not the case, and we'll give you your money back. We only want happy money. Simply let us know within 90 days per our return policy.*

*Did you know that card issuers like Mastercard and Visa have limits in their card agreements with merchants on how long they can actually offer money back guarantees? Beast® does. Beast® has serious knowledge.

Yawp.