This Hat Does It All

The baseball cap, we always say, is like a Swiss army knife for your head. It can cover up a bad hair day (or a no hair day), keep the sun off your face or the rain out of your eyes, and add a sporty swagger to any noggin.

Now you can declare your Beastliness to the world (as well as to passing drones and spy satellites). Choose from three styles, all made from organic and recycled materials. 

The only bad thing about baseball caps is that you can't really brood in them. If you're feeling dark and mysterious, or your ears are cold, may we suggest the baseball cap's shadow self